Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

Magicadia enjoys another glorious morning…but your castle suddenly became an army. What’s the deal with a unsettling prophecy that might lead to the end of all video games? A CONFUSION IS YOU.

Select your You’re gonna Protectors and be ready to hack, cut, and spell-sling through an incredible campaign that includes more than 100 maps that have thumb-blisters — plus many more accessible as free DLC chapters!

It’s easy. To get the castle rolling you must put Princess Lola in it. The castles of the enemy are located at the bottom of each track. To destroy your castle, smash it against theirs. Be careful not to allow your enemy to erase Princess HP!

Pick from 8 Gotta Protectors, from an animal-loving mage to Nudist Ninja
You can play solo, playing with two or more people, via local wireless or online.
It is possible to fight thousands of opponents at once and also try your hand at bosses, like Crab and Golem.
Personalize your heroes by adding an array of distinctive and tactically diverse skills, all the way from defensive to openly offensive
Get your groove on to an exciting chiptune track created by the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
You can perform a few tricks to unlock games that can be played with a game cart Every one of them is was a milky-sweet re-enactment of a real, actual game that is played on the Something-or-other Entertainment System
You can cover your screen with old-fashioned game literature anytime nature calls to stop
Then, you can laugh, cry, and be swept away by a classic story that will mangle your heartstrings

GOTTA PROTECTORS CART OF DARKNESS, the Japanese indie sensation is getting out of the woods. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


Reviewed by sex nami comics